Maison Pondé — Haute Couture Amphibienne Collection N° 50 — L'Inaugurale
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PONDÉ

Collection N° 50 L'Inaugurale Par Rendez-Vous
Monsieur PONDÉ — a frog in a black coat, gold-rimmed sunglasses and a silk lily-patterned ascot
Monsieur Pondé, at home. He did not dress up for you.

“The pond discovered taste. Now everyone else is underdressed.”

PONDÉ standing among gilded water lilies

Planche I — The maison, at water level. The lilies are staff.

Chapitre I — La Maison

A frog with absolutely no reason
to be this well dressed.

Silk around the neck. Gold on the details. Sunglasses indoors, where there is famously no sun. PONDÉ wears all of it with the calm of someone who has never once checked a price tag.

He treats a lily pad like a private club and looks personally offended by ordinary pond water. Other frogs catch flies. PONDÉ has them catered.

There is no grand mission here. No roadmap, no manifesto, no whitepaper in a leather folio. PONDÉ simply arrived, dressed better than everyone else, and decided that was enough. It was.

Gilded lotus flowers resting on dark pond water
Les jardins — the grounds Members: one
Chapitre II — Le Défilé

Autumn, winter, whenever.
Shown at water level.

Close portrait: gold-rimmed sunglasses worn low
Look 001

Le Regard

Gold rims, worn indoors. There is no sun. That is not the point.

Price upon applicationFitted once
Silk ascot with gold lily motif, knotted
Look 002

L'Ascot

House silk, lily motif. Tied without effort, worn without apology.

Not for saleSilk, gold thread
Standing black collar with gold trim over lotus line-work
Look 003

Le Col

The collar stands because someone must.

Archive pieceWool, resolve
PONDÉ full figure, hands in pockets, gilded leaves behind
Look 004

Le Flâneur

Hands in pockets. Standards elsewhere.

Sold — to himselfFull look
FIN

No encore. He left in the good coat.

01 / 05
The pond was never this expensive.

— everyone, eventually

Chapitre III — Parfum

Eau de Mare, N° 5.

N°5 EAU DE MARE

Drawn at dawn from the house's own water, at the exact spot where PONDÉ once glanced. Bottled in glass, stopped with a lotus bud, priced out of the question.

En tête

Cold morning mist. A hint of reeds.

En cœur

White lily. Wet silk.

En fond

Old money. Deeper water.

Available never. Worn always.

Chapitre IV — Certificat de Provenance

One billion pieces.
Each one couture.

The numbers, pressed and steamed.

Édition1,000,000,000 $PONDE
Taxes0 / 0 — taxes are gauche
MintRetired — the pattern is final
Launchpump.fun, fairly — one queue, one door
ChainSolana — the house works fast

Adresse du contrat — Solana

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Chapitre V — Par Rendez-Vous Uniquement

How one acquires PONDÉ.

I

Le Portefeuille

Install Phantom. A frog of standing does not carry cash.

II

La Considération

Fund it with SOL. The house accepts nothing lesser.

III

L'Essayage

Paste the address into Jupiter or pump.fun. Swap. One does not haggle.

IV

La Possession

You hold $PONDE now. Sit accordingly.